My Top 30 Beauty Fails

1. I shaved legs with hair setting mousse.

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A bit thicker than shaving foam, but still worked fine!

 

2. When I was about 9 years old, I had short hair, but I was still girly, with my girly name, squeaky voice and dress – my friend’s grandma still thought I was a boy!

 

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3. I had dry eye skin area, so I applied eye shadow base instead of eye cream.

Wondering why that didn’t help…

4. I poked my acne so bad, that I got myself some scars.

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Later it required quite extensive facial treatment, but it is relatively OK now.

5. Every time I have new shoes, I have blisters.

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No mater the type (boots, flats, high heels, winter fluffy inside, flip flops, slippers, trainers) – they torture me every time!

6. I buy shoes at store (not online). Try them on, walk, think.  When I buy them and got home, I find out  they totally don’t fit.

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7. I have so many shoes, that some of my new unworn shoes already ripped apart.

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8. I stepped into shit a moment before my appointment at doctor.

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9. I wanted to moisturise my eyes, took the wrong bottle and applied ear drops to my eyes.

Ouch.

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10. Bought tiziano henna hair colour thinking it was brown…   Ended up red headed.

 

11. I did not apply mistakenly bought tiziano colour on all of my hair evenly… Ended up looking ridiculous!

Af first I used blonde henna. I thought it will more or less blend in my colour. But the difference between growing out colour and the rest was visible though. Therefore I decided to make it even by applying colour tone between blond and brown, just a very light, so the difference will not be visible, because I didn’t want to dye my hair anymore. Don’t ask me WHY, but I suggested that by NOT applying it to my roots, I will get a decent result! But the colour was not light brown or whatever I thought, it was tiziano! Which was, by the way a nice colour and I looked really good in it eventually. After I had to buy another packet to finish my roots.

12. I saved my armpit hairs for wax removal in the middle of a summer for 2 looong weeks!

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Summer, 30 degrees in a shadow, exposed armipts not allowed! Survived horrible pain just by imagining my awesome armpits on upcoming holiday. When I took a look after the tortue, my armipts were… The same! The beautican let me pay the half price for the unsuccessful procedure. I cried the whole way home.

13. Underwent unimaginable pain of brazilian waxing.

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It was so stressful and painful that I got my period the next days. That was totally not supposed to come and it messed up my entire cycle (tried it for 3 times).

14. I still havent figured out how to properly do my make up.

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15. I love eye liners! Unfortunatelly I always look like … this.

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16. I still think this helps me.

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17. I ripped off skin of my privates!

 

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After shower, when my skin was soft, I decided for bikini hair removal procedure with epilator. I needed to go multiple times over one spot, because there was couple (or maybe one) hair resisting. I saw the skin was pinky and I stopped. My skin always gets irritated after doing this, so I thought it was OK. But for some good reasons, I never do it after having a shower. At the end, I found out that I ripped my skin of! It was painful to heal, moreover when we travelled on holiday the next day and everytime I got in to the sea, I learned a very valuable lesson. Sea is salty. Salt remindes you of your intim injury very intensive. Scab sticking to your swimsuit while drying makes it whole new level.

(Besides, the holiday turned out great! Healed properly, no scars.)

 

18. I wear unconfortable clothes because I don’t want to accept I need BIGGER size.

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19. I had 3 or 4 or whatever D eyelashes once.

 

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Not only the beautician put the glue in my eye, I ended up with horribly unnatural eyelashes.  I could SEE them, they touched my glasses and I looked like an idiot.

20. My boyfriend did my make up once for fun and I never looked more like a man before.

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21. My hair used to fall out a lot while on high school, so I did not comb my (long) hair. Which resulted in natural formation of dread at the back of my head.

 

22. When I had natural formated dreads I didn’t bother with brushing and losing even more hair doing so, so I just cut it of.

 

23. About 3 years ago, I ate too much sugar at Christmas.

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This resulted in creating a kind of abscess at the base of my nose, which made it and partly my eyes swollen. I looked like completely different person, or I would say, like a dog. Sugar IS bad!

24. When I was a kid, I used to wear braces.

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As an adult, my teeth got slightly worse again, and my doctor gave me braces again. Although it was my decision, I hated the braces so much, that I gradually destoyed it.

25. I have only 25 teeth.

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26. I didn’t have any admirer for years. The last one who approached me…

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… I thought for years that he was retarded.

 

27. I wanted French- chic short hair. Ended up just looking fat.

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28. I was laughing so hard once, that I  peed my pants.

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29. When I was dating my husband, I needed to have a crap at his parents house…

…They had (still have!) such a fucking toilet! I hate it. Well, my… Product was somehow huge and after flushing everything was gone except shit. And I didn’t notice. And it stayed there, as gigantic as it was for everone else to see. Yay…

 

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And the winner is...

30. I didn’t enjoy my life because I was fat.

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At first, I thougt there will be 10 beauty fails, but somehow, I kept counting…

What are your beauty fails?

Ali

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